Pretty Sneaky, TWC

Last week, I received a letter from Time Warner. Generally, when I receive something from them, I recognize it as a bill reminder, roll my eyes, throw it in the recycle bin, and mope to my computer where I pay my bill online. This time it looked a little different, which caused me to open […]

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The Last Unicorn

I saw a unicorn yesterday: possibly the last known person under the age of 70 that had no clue what a “selfie” is. It was super mystical. I was at the gym, gathering my stuff from my locker after one of my “watching LOST while I sweat on the stupid exercise machine” sessions. The only […]

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Chocolate Pudding Shopping

For the last Walking Dead episode of the season, my friends and I decided we’d do a themed dinner. Well, to be fair, I told them we were doing a themed dinner, and they didn’t care so said it was fine. My plan, as I am a lazy lazy person, is to have spaghetti and […]

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You Need This App: Frequency

Questions that nag in my mind while I’m waiting for sleep to come: – Exactly how long did I spend tonight staring at Reddit Is Fun on my phone, watching gifs of puppies bonk each other on the nose instead of scrubbing my bathtubs like I know I should? – How many hours this week […]

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New Toys: The Air Dock

A while ago, I found a lovely little wireless car charger called The Air Dock, gathering money for funding in an indiegogo campaign. I’d been looking for a good wireless charging solution for my car after falling in love with wireless charging via the Tylt Vu chargers I bought myself on Black Friday last year. […]

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What The Internet Is Searching For

The admin dashboard of my blog shows me a lot of things, but my most favorite thing is the results of search traffic. This is a brief rundown of how people found my page organically (google, bing, yahoo, AOL (!??!)) and what they were searching for when they were shoved violently into my internets. My […]

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Language Barrier

During my last vacation, my friends and I came across a particular vista where we decided we needed a group photo taken. All 4 of us needed to be in the photo, so the particularly difficult process of finding someone who we thought would take a good photo of us, based solely on their appearance, […]

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On Skyla

Welcome to the inner (way inner) workings of Breanne’s life (uterus). Shit is getting ready to get real, you guys. This might be a little TMI for some of you… dad? Relatives? Stop reading now. You can spend your time over here instead.   Having been on birth control for more than 10 years, it’s […]

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Web Search For Dummies

My web search history reflects almost exactly the random disaster of thoughts that are going through my head just about all the time. “how much does a rodeo clown make per year” “mariachi Mexico ski costume” “eye strings allergies” “mac spin kick sunny” “parkour lessons” “buttermilk goat” “sriacha tour” “harbl” “maymo” “what is barry short […]

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A Nu Start

Well, it’s a new year. Actually, it’s been a new year for more than a month already. For that entire new year, as well as half of last year, I have been extremely lazy with this blogging business. Between my general lethargy, lots of time spent trying to maintain an eventually fruitless relationship, and actual […]

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