it's about bre.

it's about bre.

About Me
I'm a graphic designer in south Texas. I have a lot to say. Some of it is offensive, some of it is funny, some of it makes you want to delete the internet... and most...
Contact
Need to tell me something? Have some info that I NEED to know? Do I have a piece of spinach in my teeth? Please let me know!   email it: breannesp@gmail.com tweet it: @breannesp instagram...
Pretty Sneaky, TWC
Last week, I received a letter from Time Warner. Generally, when I receive something from them, I recognize it as a bill reminder, roll my...
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The Last Unicorn
I saw a unicorn yesterday: possibly the last known person under the age of 70 that had no clue what a "selfie" is. It was...
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Chocolate Pudding Shopping
For the last Walking Dead episode of the season, my friends and I decided we'd do a themed dinner. Well, to be fair, I told...
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You Need This App: Frequency
Questions that nag in my mind while I'm waiting for sleep to come: - Exactly how long did I spend tonight staring at Reddit Is...
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New Toys: The Air Dock
A while ago, I found a lovely little wireless car charger called The Air Dock, gathering money for funding in an indiegogo campaign. I'd been...
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What The Internet Is Searching For
The admin dashboard of my blog shows me a lot of things, but my most favorite thing is the results of search traffic. This is...
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Pretty Sneaky, TWC

Last week, I received a letter from Time Warner. Generally, when I receive something from them, I recognize it as a bill reminder, roll my eyes, throw it in the recycle bin, and mope to my computer where I pay my bill online. This time it looked a little different, …

On Skyla

Welcome to the inner (way inner) workings of Breanne’s life (uterus). Shit is getting ready to get real, you guys. This might be a little TMI for some of you… dad? Relatives? Stop reading now. You can spend your time over here instead.   Having been on birth control for …

Web Search For Dummies

My web search history reflects almost exactly the random disaster of thoughts that are going through my head just about all the time. “how much does a rodeo clown make per year” “mariachi Mexico ski costume” “eye strings allergies” “mac spin kick sunny” “parkour lessons” “buttermilk goat” “sriacha tour” “harbl” …

A Nu Start

Well, it’s a new year. Actually, it’s been a new year for more than a month already. For that entire new year, as well as half of last year, I have been extremely lazy with this blogging business. Between my general lethargy, lots of time spent trying to maintain an …