I’m a graphic designer in south Texas. I have a lot to say. Some of it is offensive, some of it is funny, some of it makes you want to delete the internet… and most of it is grammatically correct. All of it is worthless. There will be cussing.
I enjoy eating… a lot. I like driving fast and eating frozen yogurt and can’t decide which is my favorite, a Frosty or a Blizzard. I draw. I sew (or, I try to). I just remembered that I have some fudge in the refrigerator.
Kona and Nani are my dogs. Lily is my cat, who doesn’t get along with anyone except me. She’s been called a lot of nasty things by a lot of people who don’t necessarily understand that some cats are just assholes, and I think her feelings are probably hurt and that’s why she’s mean now, but who’s to say, really.
If you want to email me, you can send it to breannesp at the gmail dot com.
*This is what I feel is some sort of necessary disclaimer telling you to not to steal my shit, and that is me presupposing that you think my shit is worth stealing. Anyway, please don’t, ok?