Still Hanging Around

So, here we are… still hanging out on the internet, huh? Yeah… me too. Somehow, it’s been 4 years since I have actually written anything of substance here (and I use the term “of substance” very loosely). Since 2014, I’ve had a lot of time to do a bunch of …

Pretty Sneaky, TWC

Last week, I received a letter from Time Warner. Generally, when I receive something from them, I recognize it as a bill reminder, roll my eyes, throw it in the recycle bin, and mope to my computer where I pay my bill online. This time it looked a little different, …

On Skyla

Welcome to the inner (way inner) workings of Breanne’s life (uterus). Shit is getting ready to get real, you guys. This might be a little TMI for some of you… dad? Relatives? Stop reading now. You can spend your time over here instead.   Having been on birth control for …

Web Search For Dummies

My web search history reflects almost exactly the random disaster of thoughts that are going through my head just about all the time. “how much does a rodeo clown make per year” “mariachi Mexico ski costume” “eye strings allergies” “mac spin kick sunny” “parkour lessons” “buttermilk goat” “sriacha tour” “harbl” …