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Pretty Sneaky, TWC

Last week, I received a letter from Time Warner. Generally, when I receive something from them, I recognize it as a bill reminder, roll my eyes, throw it in the recycle bin, and mope to my computer where I pay my bill online. This time it looked a little different, which caused me to open […]

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The Last Unicorn

I saw a unicorn yesterday: possibly the last known person under the age of 70 that had no clue what a “selfie” is. It was super mystical. I was at the gym, gathering my stuff from my locker after one of my “watching LOST while I sweat on the stupid exercise machine” sessions. The only […]

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New Car Adventures: A Preface

I’m sure I’ve mentioned my trusty Accord previously in my ramblings. It’s an ’02, purchased by me in ’04 with about 34k miles on it. Currently, it’s sitting on 219k miles. It’s also sitting at the curb of my boyfriend’s house, being not so trusty anymore. I had the oil pan replaced a few months […]

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Nightmare Realized

The internet is a wicked thing. It can help convince you that your headache combined with an ant bite on your toe-web is actually a rare form of cancer. It can ruin your whole day through obsessive learning through a wikipedia link spiral or, less constructively, an entertaining youtube channel. What the internet showed me […]

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My Driving Finger

This year, in my pursuit of being kinda-Catholic, I am again participating in giving something up for the Lenten season. I think that one of my more controllable flaws that I often choose not to control is my… shall we say… “volatility.” Friends will be (not at all) surprised to learn that I can tend […]

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Sluts on Halloween

I borrowed the title of this post from a youtube video by Jenna Marbles on the same topic. It’s hilarious and you should definitely watch it right now… I’ll wait. Go on now. I definitely get Jenna’s point of some girls just wanting to whore it up on the one day of the year where […]

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Apple-Colored Glasses

This Apple rant is brought to you by, oh, I don’t know, like 7 cups of coffee and a slice of pumpkin pie.   Ah, to see the world through Apple-colored glasses… I’ve avoided posting on my feelings regarding iphone 5 since my last Apple rant was pretty terrifying, but I’ve just GOTTA do it. […]

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Grammar and Livestock

This morning, I received an email from a local movie theater informing me that would be showing The Running Man… yep, THAT Running Man — the awesome one showing Arnold in all his 1987ish glory. Below is an excerpt from the synopsis posted in the email: “After some careful planning and skull-cracking, Richards finds himself […]

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And Then The Internet Made Me Go Crazy

I am ready to lose my shit, you guys. I’m just so tired, nearly exhausted, from reading blog upon blog of speculation on the new iphone that’s coming out and its possible delicious new features. A new round of this happens every 6 months or so, and I am getting terribly tired of the fuss […]

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The Rules of Driving, as determined by me

From my experience, San Antonio is not a great city to be in if you enjoy sharing the road with good drivers. Between the problems of our roads being completely devoid of any logical grid system and drivers that have a taco in one hand and a Big Red in the other, we are mostly […]

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