Web Search For Dummies

My web search history reflects almost exactly the random disaster of thoughts that are going through my head just about all the time. “how much does a rodeo clown make per year” “mariachi Mexico ski costume” “eye strings allergies” “mac spin kick sunny” “parkour lessons” “buttermilk goat” “sriacha tour” “harbl” …

Nightmare Realized

The internet is a wicked thing. It can help convince you that your headache combined with an ant bite on your toe-web is actually a rare form of cancer. It can ruin your whole day through obsessive learning through a wikipedia link spiral or, less constructively, an entertaining youtube channel. …