This stuff is totally on my list of tricks to teach my dogs, once we master the trick of not peeing on the carpet.
This is one of the best documentary clips of all time. Summary: animals drunk off their asses from fermented fruit, with silly complementary sound effects. Boi-oi-oi-ng!
Incidentally, I am currently in the market for a marula tree and a few monkeys, if anyone’s selling.
PS I am absolutely not interested in anyone positing that these animals were sedated or anything else that makes me sad. Just don’t, you guys. Just try to enjoy drunk elephants and hungover monkeys like the rest of the internet please.
I redact all previous notions that Photoshop should only be allowed for use by licensed designers. Corn Doctor is evidence of this.
(The possibility has also been noted that this photo has not been digitally edited.)
I love Maru. I can’t help it. Whether it’s because I appreciate the work that his human has done for him to get him so far in his little furry life, or because when I see a cat anywhere I scream “KITTY!,” it’s just a fact. If you don’t know who …
Hey internet, thanks for getting a song about teeth brushing stuck in my head for 9 days starting like 2 minutes ago.
I bought some bananas at the store. I never buy bananas, because I feel guilty after they always go bad because apparently I never eat bananas that I buy. In an effort to make these bananas last as long as they could, giving me more time to not eat them, …
Why this video cracked me up, I can’t really say. Maybe sad koalas make me happy. See for yourself.
When I see something that actually makes me laugh out loud, I consider it my duty to share it with at least the 4-5 of you that read this blog. This is one of those things. Laugh at it.
Yesterday, I received a tweet alerting me of the anniversary of my fourth year being on Twitter. Four years. 21,150 tweets. Following 580 people (mostly real people, and also celebrities, restaurants, & blogs I read). Being followed by 1,294 people (several real people, but mostly spambots, sexy fake Ukrainian ladies …