it's about bre. http://breannesp.com Tue, 14 May 2013 22:17:32 +0000 hourly 1 Foreign Shipments http://breannesp.com/foreign-shipments/ http://breannesp.com/foreign-shipments/#comments Tue, 14 May 2013 21:39:53 +0000 breannesp http://breannesp.com/?p=891 Posted in internet,just life,so dumb

In searching and searching for an old dog toy I was seeking to replace, I found a Chinese website that showed a picture of that EXACT hard-to-find vinyl football. I checked the dimensions, saw 12x7x7 and thought that while maybe slightly bigger than I was thinking it was, that was probably about the right size [...]

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]]> http://breannesp.com/foreign-shipments/feed/ 0 Nightmare Realized http://breannesp.com/nightmare-realized/ http://breannesp.com/nightmare-realized/#comments Fri, 26 Apr 2013 19:23:38 +0000 breannesp http://breannesp.com/?p=873 Posted in bitching,internet

The internet is a wicked thing. It can help convince you that your headache combined with an ant bite on your toe-web is actually a rare form of cancer. It can ruin your whole day through obsessive learning through a wikipedia link spiral or, less constructively, an entertaining youtube channel. What the internet showed me [...]

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]]> http://breannesp.com/nightmare-realized/feed/ 0 My New Favorite Toner http://breannesp.com/my-new-favorite-toner/ http://breannesp.com/my-new-favorite-toner/#comments Fri, 19 Apr 2013 13:30:30 +0000 breannesp http://breannesp.com/?p=853 Posted in girly

Ok, nerds — I mean toner for your face, not your printer. Even though I a grown-ass adult, my face skin still behaves as if I’m in high school. From what I had understood, that breaking out crap was supposed to go away when I was old enough to pay rent. So now I’m paying [...]

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]]> http://breannesp.com/my-new-favorite-toner/feed/ 2 RIP GReader – Viva Google gif Search! http://breannesp.com/rip-greader-viva-google-gif-search/ http://breannesp.com/rip-greader-viva-google-gif-search/#comments Thu, 18 Apr 2013 17:12:02 +0000 breannesp http://breannesp.com/?p=807 Posted in internet,so dumb

I’m still coming to terms with the fact that Google has decided, so very unceremoniously, to kill Reader on July 1. I thought to myself: “No, I can handle this. I’M AN ADULT!” Well, one or both of those thoughts turned out to be incorrect. I thought I would jump seamlessly over to one of [...]

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]]> http://breannesp.com/rip-greader-viva-google-gif-search/feed/ 0 Voice to Text… Kinda. http://breannesp.com/voice-to-text-kinda/ http://breannesp.com/voice-to-text-kinda/#comments Wed, 20 Mar 2013 16:22:31 +0000 breannesp http://breannesp.com/?p=791 Posted in internet,so dumb

I have Google Voice on my phone, and one of its great features is its voicemail transcription service. That means that when somebody leaves me a message, I don’t have to use all of my energy to lift the phone up to my ear and listen—I just read the transcription of the message that gets [...]

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]]> http://breannesp.com/voice-to-text-kinda/feed/ 0 Lily, LeBistro, and Problem Solving http://breannesp.com/lily-le-bistro-and-problem-solving/ http://breannesp.com/lily-le-bistro-and-problem-solving/#comments Mon, 11 Mar 2013 13:15:55 +0000 breannesp http://breannesp.com/?p=745 Posted in so dumb

My cat, Lily, has been described by some as “fat.” Other adjectives commonly used alongside her name include: bitchy, mean, obese, evil, chubby, big-boned, fat-as-shit, and other words that would be just plain hurtful if she understood English and/or cared what anyone had to say ever. I had seen online that an auto-feeder had helped [...]

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]]> http://breannesp.com/lily-le-bistro-and-problem-solving/feed/ 0 Netflix, You Tease http://breannesp.com/netflix-you-tease/ http://breannesp.com/netflix-you-tease/#comments Fri, 08 Mar 2013 16:29:53 +0000 breannesp http://breannesp.com/?p=697 Posted in internet

  The new season of Arrested Development is coming at us, and coming at us fast. It’ll be released all at once on Netflix, and I could not be more thrilled for that sweet day in May when I’ll be cutting off all real life activity and watching the lot of them, marathon-style. Now that [...]

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]]> http://breannesp.com/netflix-you-tease/feed/ 0 My Driving Finger http://breannesp.com/my-driving-finger/ http://breannesp.com/my-driving-finger/#comments Tue, 05 Mar 2013 21:06:35 +0000 breannesp http://breannesp.com/?p=663 Posted in bitching,just life

This year, in my pursuit of being kinda-Catholic, I am again participating in giving something up for the Lenten season. I think that one of my more controllable flaws that I often choose not to control is my… shall we say… “volatility.” Friends will be (not at all) surprised to learn that I can tend [...]

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]]> http://breannesp.com/my-driving-finger/feed/ 0 50 Shades of Wha? http://breannesp.com/50-shades-of-wha/ http://breannesp.com/50-shades-of-wha/#comments Wed, 23 Jan 2013 21:03:26 +0000 breannesp http://breannesp.com/?p=659 Posted in confessions

Last night, I finished reading 50 Shades of Grey. I feel like such a pervert, so filthy, so very unladylike… mostly because of how I felt the majority of the time I was reading it, which was mostly: “That’s it?” What the heck, man? From all I’d heard, this “mommy porn” was supposed to be [...]

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]]> http://breannesp.com/50-shades-of-wha/feed/ 0 Killer Karaoke: Why I Love TV http://breannesp.com/killer-karaoke-why-i-love-tv/ http://breannesp.com/killer-karaoke-why-i-love-tv/#comments Wed, 21 Nov 2012 03:40:41 +0000 breannesp http://breannesp.com/?p=617 Posted in internet,so dumb

There are two things I love in this world: tv and karaoke. Well, that’s the short list. The longer list includes baby animals, capybaras, desserts, and massages. Also, things with cheese on them. And really good ribs. Also, polenta. And fancy handbags. And nail polish. SO, back to tv and karaoke. I cut the cable [...]

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