Magnets

INT. BOX FACTORY – MORNING

Breanne is working when she overhears the Production Manager and VP of San Antonio talking in the VP’s office, right next to hers. They’re talking about magnets, presumably about their contribution to the giant machinery in the plant. Breanne stops working and pokes her head in the office.

BREANNE (interrupting)
Hey. I heard you guys talking about magnets.

PRODUCTION MGR
Yeah.

BREANNE
Hey, what’s up, T-Bone?

PRODUCTION MGR
*stare*

VP
Yeah, why?

BREANNE
Magnets – how do they work?!

VP
*stare*

BREANNE
You know, Insane Clown Posse?

T-BONE
What?

BREANNE
Well, they wrote a song about magic and miracles, and they’re really mad at magnets because magnets are hard to understand.

T-BONE & VP
*stare*

BREANNE
Don’t worry, I’ll send you the youtube.

T-BONE
Uh, it’s ok.

VP
Do your work.

BREANNE (walking away and yelling)
OK, I’LL SEND IT RIGHT OVER!

Breanne gets back to her desk and very immediately and efficiently sends the youtube link to both gentlemen, assuming they’ll pop that email right in the trash just as soon as it arrives.

Two minutes later, Breanne hears ICP blaring from VP’s computer speakers.
Success.

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