Oh, Brother

INT. MOM’S HOUSE – NIGHT

Mom, Breanne, Brother, and Cousin are sitting in the living room, chit-chatting about whatever while they wait for the pizza to be delivered.

MOM (to Breanne)
Well, thanks for letting me borrow the Rizzoli & Isles book. I’ve watched the show and I like it.

BROTHER (to Mom)
I haven’t seen that, but have you seen Franklin & Bash? It’s hilarious.

BREANNE (via text, to friend who hates Franklin & Bash)
“Hey, BROTHER just told me how hilarious he thinks Franklin & Bash is. You guys are meant to be.”

FRIEND (via text, to BREANNE)
“Franklin & Bash is NOT hilarious. It’s gross and terrible. Like that girl your brother hit on at the bowling alley.”

BREANNE (to BROTHER)
FRIEND says that Franklin & Bash is NOT hilarious, it’s gross and terrible like the girl you hit on at the bowling alley.

BROTHER (half paying attention)
Yeah, she kinda was.

MOM
Yeah, I’ve seen it. It IS kinda gross.

BROTHER (now paying strict, angry attention)
What?! How do you know? You didn’t even SEE HER!

MOM
What?

Oh miscommunication! You always make pizza night so much more fun.

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