Potty Mouth

Not Penny's ToteI have a canvas tote that I carry to work every day. It has a slogan on it, “Not Penny’s Tote,” which is a reference to LOST (referring to “not Penny’s boat,” which matters to you not at all if you never watched the show). As I was leaving the office yesterday, my boss stopped me at the door.

BOSS
You know, nobody’s going to know what that bag means in, like, three months.

BREANNE
I DON’T FUCKING CA- I mean, it doesn’t matter… uh, I don’t really care.

BOSS
**stare**

BREANNE
Um, because, if they didn’t know what it was before, they wouldn’t know now, uh… ahem. Sorry. I guess my potty language filter falls off right at 5pm… Sorry.

BOSS
**stare**

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