My cat, Lily, has been described by some as “fat.” Other adjectives commonly used alongside her name include: bitchy, mean, obese, evil, chubby, big-boned, fat-as-shit, and other words that would be just plain hurtful if she understood English and/or cared what anyone had to say ever. I had seen online that an auto-feeder had helped [...]
March 11, 2013
Short URL automatic, cat, fatty, feeder, hungry, lebistro
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I redact all previous notions that Photoshop should only be allowed for use by licensed designers. Corn Doctor is evidence of this. (The possibility has also been noted that this photo has not been digitally edited.)
August 22, 2012
Short URL boxes, cat, corn, doctor, maru
I love Maru. I can’t help it. Whether it’s because I appreciate the work that his human has done for him to get him so far in his little furry life, or because when I see a cat anywhere I scream “KITTY!,” it’s just a fact. If you don’t know who Maru is, please take a [...]
July 30, 2012
Short URL box, cat, fat, fresh, kitty, maru, slovenly, step, youtube
I’m not really afraid of bugs. I’ve never really been a huge FAN of them, but I just kind of assume the larger bugs eat the smaller ones, which in turn keeps the bug population down near my house, so I generally let them be (which is why I let the wasp nest near my [...]
May 10, 2012
Short URL attack, cat, dyson, humor, poison, scorpion, vacuum
Here’s some leftover internet crap I had lying around and don’t need anymore. Enjoy! - Baby Yoga… it’s not as soothing as you think it’d be. Actually, it’s quite terrifying. – Homemade hot dogs being eaten by a cat wearing a hot dog costume. Wardrobe change halfway through because that’s how you stay classy. - Did you know that [...]
March 2, 2012
Short URL baby, baby yoga, bagel bites, cat, cat costume, decisions, hot dogs, humor, lava, pizza rolls, totinos, worm, yoga
I work in the middle of nowhere. No, seriously. Across the street from the office, there is a giant lumber warehouse. One one side of us, there is a grove of trees and on the other side is a corn field (or cabbage, or cauliflower, or whatever’s in season). So, with us being away from [...]
May 25, 2011
Short URL abandoned, animals, bunny, cat, dog, owl, peacock, pets, rabbit, rescue, stray, work
Hung on the wall above my bed, I have some molded plastic flowers by Umbra. They’re lovely, in a swooshing design that starts low and ends near the ceiling on the opposite side of the bed. Each is magnetized on the back so are able to stick to the metal stickpins that you put in [...]
January 30, 2010
Short URL cat, destruction, dogs, jerks, pets