it's about bre.

INT. BOX FACTORY – DAY Breanne is sitting at her desk, drawing boxes. The phone rings, she answers. BREANNE Y’ello. MOM Hi. You know, $25 is too much to pay for hair feathers. (today, one of the “deal of the day” sites featured a hair salon that would put feathers into your hair for the bargain [...]

INT. MOM’S HOUSE – NIGHT Mom, Breanne, Brother, and Cousin are sitting in the living room, chit-chatting about whatever while they wait for the pizza to be delivered. MOM (to Breanne) Well, thanks for letting me borrow the Rizzoli & Isles book. I’ve watched the show and I like it. BROTHER (to Mom) I haven’t [...]

I got a phone call from mom while I was at lunch. Approximate transcript as follows. INT. WHATABURGER – SMALL BOOTH – LUNCHTIME   Me: <phone rings, volume is set too loud. Ringtone: Muffin Top> Y….ello. Mom: Hi. Where are you? Me: Uh… Whataburger? Why? Mom: Do you have a lawyer? Me: … … what? [...]