This stuff is totally on my list of tricks to teach my dogs, once we master the trick of not peeing on the carpet.
Videos
Rice Balls For All!
This video has just skyrocketed the slow loris to a very high spot on my list of “animals that it’s probably illegal to have at my house as a pet but I kinda want one anyway.” Other members of the list include capybara, bush baby, and a baby walrus.
Some Pig
This Saturday, I will be being the best friend that I can be and babysitting my friend’s potbelly pig until he gets moved and settled into a new home. Napoleon should be very happy living in my backyard, yet the jury’s still out on whether or not the dogs will appreciate his presence and lawn-trimming skills.
Don’t worry — this WILL all be documented.
The Drunkest Monkeys of Them All
This is one of the best documentary clips of all time. Summary: animals drunk off their asses from fermented fruit, with silly complementary sound effects. Boi-oi-oi-ng!
Incidentally, I am currently in the market for a marula tree and a few monkeys, if anyone’s selling.
PS I am absolutely not interested in anyone positing that these animals were sedated or anything else that makes me sad. Just don’t, you guys. Just try to enjoy drunk elephants and hungover monkeys like the rest of the internet please.
Teach Me How To Brushy: a Catchy PSA
Hey internet, thanks for getting a song about teeth brushing stuck in my head for 9 days starting like 2 minutes ago.
Sad Koala
Why this video cracked me up, I can’t really say. Maybe sad koalas make me happy. See for yourself.
youtubes: IRL Batman – The Dark Knight
When I see something that actually makes me laugh out loud, I consider it my duty to share it with at least the 4-5 of you that read this blog. This is one of those things. Laugh at it.
Great Music: God Only Knows
This can never fail to make me happy. One of my favorite songs ever.
Crosswalk
Check out this lol-inducing short from the dudes of Tricycle Kids.