Grammar and Livestock

This morning, I received an email from a local movie theater informing me that would be showing The Running Man… yep, THAT Running Man — the awesome one showing Arnold in all his 1987ish glory. Below is an excerpt from the synopsis posted in the email:

“After some careful planning and skull-cracking, Richards finds himself on the lamb before being apprehended and cast on The Running Man, the TV show of the future wherein convicted felons are provided with a chance at freedom provided they can outrun and outlive their heavily armed and completely badass stalkers.”

Oopsies. Did you catch it?

Here is a picture of Arnold on the lam:

Arnold on the lam.


Here is Arnold on the lamb:



Grammar, people!


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