A conversation I had last night after happy hour(s):
Friend: Man, I got drunk really fast tonight! I only had a beer and a margarita!
Me: Well, do you still have that concussion from last weekend?
Friend: Yeah, kinda, I guess. Maybe?
I imagine that if I were to google “drinking while concussed” it would say something like “omg no don’t do that anymore!” Well, to that I say that the internet can be a real bitch sometimes and it’s not the boss of me. Also, I doubt that anyone even mentioned in those articles that while it may not be advisable to drink with a concussion, it makes for a pretty cheap date.